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You: I am spy crab
Stranger: ello govna
Stranger: ?
You: I am spy crab
You: A crab who is a spy
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok
You: Are you spy crab?
Stranger: nope:(
You: Being spy crab is simple
You: you hold breif case in hand
You: thrust your arm towards an upward direction
You: bend backwards
You: and look up
Stranger: ok
You: like so:
You: http://news.gotgame.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/crab.jpg
You: or http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...52_spycrab.jpg
Stranger: ok
You: Being Spy Crab is an exhillerating experience
Stranger: hmmmmmmm ok
You: full of lust and hardcore intensity
Stranger: cool
You: Being a spycrab, I am required to eat a bowl of internet for breakfast each day
You: Sadly though, I have obtained pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism in the process
Stranger: so you are not a human being?
You: No, I am spycrab
Stranger: ok soo....ok
You: If you are not spycrab, you will explode yesterday
You: So I must observe Isotope with hasty over 9000 times with chocolate rain until I never am going to give you up
Stranger: ok but umm b.t.w you cant be a stick person and use the internet
You: I know a stick man and he can't use internet so it is fed to him through a straw
You: he comes from science and outer space
Stranger: you are retarded you cant do that smart one
You: and the internet put to much science in him so he imploded
Stranger: no such thing
Stranger: im not stupid
You: objection!
Stranger: no a stupis stick person cant do anything
You: go play C0ú|\|73|2-Ŝ†|21|<ë
Stranger: stillll u cant
You: they are coming... The longcats are coming
Stranger: ohhhh i am soo scared
You: and they will shoop da whoop you with their PINGAS
Stranger: your an isiot
You: no
Stranger: *idiot
You: I am spycrab
Stranger: no ur a stupid computer freak
Stranger: who is addicted to video games
Stranger: !
You: no i'm a stupid video games addicted to computer freak
Stranger: you cant even speak
Stranger: idiot
You: I am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrab
You: spycrab
You: I
You: am
You: Stranger is typing...
Stranger: wow well ur a complete and utter retard
You: NO U
You: I will inject you with swine flu and cash for clunkers will omnomnom on your soul
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Stranger: I'm your new master. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the last word to come out of your mouth will be "Sir". You got that?
You: I AM SPYCRAB.
You: I no take orders from you, Sir!
Stranger: I AM SPYCRAB WHAT SCUMBAG
You: I AM SPYCRAB.
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Stranger: (403): i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
You: I am spy crab
Stranger: Congrats.
You: Gongrats on not unzipping your pants
Stranger: I believe the issue is that they do unzip.
You: oh
You: that is a very enthralling concept
You: i am intrigued
Stranger: Though I could be misinterpreting that.
Stranger: Its from textsfromlastnight.com
Stranger: Seemed like a good first line.
You: I am spycrab btw
Stranger: How is that working out for ya?
You: It is very spy
You: and a little bit of crab
You: Being spy crab is simple
You: you hold breif case in hand
You: thrust your arm towards an upward direction
You: bend backwards
You: and look upo
You: up*
Stranger: I am aware of the tf2 glitch.
You: ROFL nice
You: you are made of win
You: yeah it's a facepunch meme that's going on
Stranger: Hi, My name is Sarah. Nice to meet you.
You: you go on omegle and say I am spy crab
You: I'm Tyler
You: rofl
Stranger: Nice to meet you, Tyler. You're the 2nd Tyler I have met on Omegle.
You: XD
You: You're the first person who actually knows anything about anything having to do with internet or memes lol
You: that ive seen on omegle
Stranger: I am kind of a geek.
Stranger: Usually my first line is "Digg or Reddit?"
You: lol
Stranger: and promptly disconnect from reddit users. ew.
You: lol
You: ya this is like, my 5th conversation on omegle, i've just been telling random people "I am spycrab"
You: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=806558
Stranger: You seem thoroughly entertained by this.
You: that i am indeed
You: XD
Stranger: ... Damnit. I shouldnt be this entertained by these chatlogs.
You: it's funny because at school I am the farthest thing from being a nerd, (skateboarding, dirt biking, snowboarding, ect.) and then I am the hugest nerd ever once I get home on the computer lol
Stranger: awww closet nerd. that's adorable.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 15 lol
Stranger: awww 15, that's adorable. =P
You: XD how old are u?
You: 18, 21, 74, 8
Stranger: 21
You: lol
You: ho nice
You: oh*
Stranger: Wait, I want to change my answer to 8
You: XD
You: well i gtg, it was nice talking to you sarah!
Stranger: Bye Have fun being annoying on the internet!
You: I will >:D
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Stranger: BIG
Stranger: HEAD
You: I am a spycrab.
Stranger: i am a whale.
You: Being a spycrab is pretty simple.
You: (Stranger is not typing, by the way).
Stranger: sryyy spycrab
Stranger: what do spycrabs say?
Stranger: *quoook*?
You: 10010101010110011001010101.
You: Spycrab is trying to find out all about you.
You: In order to do that, spycrab has to ask you several questions.
Stranger: FUN
Stranger: ask ask ask!
You: (1).
Are you
a) friendly
b) hostile
?
Stranger: a) friendly
You: Are you
a) a geek
b) a nerd
c) a computer freak?
Stranger: a
You: Do you use
Stranger: it's hot
Stranger: hot hot hot
You: strcpy(text, "ERROR");
You: if(stranger != 1)
Stranger: crab?
Stranger: are you ok?
You: {sprintf(text, "Oh my goodness!");}
Stranger: i dunnoo!
Stranger: next one
You: switch (cloneindex)
{ case 0: strcpy(text, "Spycrab turned C!"); break; }
Stranger: you're stupid
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: i m from
You: Heya!
Stranger: pluto
Stranger: hi
You: I am a spycrab.
Stranger: can u help me
You: Sure!
Stranger: can u make me contact to earth
You: Depends. Are you a spycrab?
You: Do you know the art of spycrabbing?
Stranger: wowwwwwwwww
Stranger: u r too smart
You: You take some spy and and a little bit of crab.
Stranger: good idea but it fits for uu
You: Ew must escapes outta here fastly, how do we contain the meltdown?
Stranger: u from
Stranger: mor f
Stranger: age
You: 9000 birds from the fell down of computar.
You: I used my modersycle tomorrow.
Stranger: u were one among them
Stranger: i just wana no r u male or female
You: A male spycrab.
You: Are you a spycrab?
You: Because if you aren't, you gotta check your wavelength.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: oh....
You: Because down with the revolutionarists of freetschman.
Stranger: u cant understand
Stranger: u r a littele boy
You: Something went wrong on the can of internet.
You: I'm not a little boy, I'm a spycrab that's about to inject you with rhubarb on fire.
Stranger: u havent paid ur bill
Stranger: u mean u r from u r anus
Stranger: i mean uranus
You: Spycrabs are at war with spambots.
You: Spycrabs try to find out really much about people.
You: In order to do that, spycrab has to ask you couple of questions.
Stranger: ask me
You: 1)
Would you describe yourself as
(a) hostile
(b) friendly
?
Stranger: i will answer ur quest
Stranger: b
Stranger: nex plz
You: 2)
Are you
(a) a geek
(b) a nerd
(c) a computer freak
?
Stranger: all of them
Stranger: ur quest
Stranger: r too eay
You: 3)
Do you like
(a) spycrab with suitcase
(b) spycrab without suitcase
(c) spycrab on fire
?
Stranger: c
You: Analyzing data...
Stranger: u r too slow
You: You lied.
Stranger: no
You: If you are friendly, how can you like spycrab on fire?
You: That's not very nice, mister john rocketmarshmallow?
You: Spycrab takes journey back to mother internet.
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Stranger: sup?
You: Hey!
Stranger: g are f?
You: Girls are female? You're right about that!
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Stranger: Once I learn blacksmithing
Stranger: I shall forge a Nodachi.
Stranger: What do you think of this?
Stranger: inb4weaboo.
You: All I can say is: I'm a spycrab.
Stranger: a spy?
Stranger: like teamfortress2?
You: A spy crab.
You: It's pretty simple.
You: You take some spy and a little bit of crab.
You: Some guy's typing is taking very long.
Stranger: whose?
You: Stranger is typing and typing away.
You: Spycrab takes every detail down.
Stranger: some people type at a snails pace.
You: Shoop da woop, that went straight to my notes and double-copied with cow flu.
Stranger: /b/?
You: I'm living in a bunker outside your apple tree.
Stranger: ok
You: Spying on global national internet rainforest affairs.
Stranger: even though I do not have an apple tree...
You: Rawr *changes name to stanger*. Still, wait... are you a spycrab?
Stranger: Taokaka
You: Spycrab analyzes data and comes to the conclusion that the chatting partner just called it a very bad name in a very foreign language.
Stranger: lol no
Stranger: Blazblue
Stranger: its a character in blazblue
You: Note: blazblue.
Stranger: get it for PS3
Stranger: better controller
You: You've been very nice for being spycrabb'd.
You: Spycrabs only have PS§s.
Stranger: How did...
Stranger: you do that sign?
Stranger: after the PS
You: Spycrabs have very special talents!
You: Do you want to become part of the spycrab raid?
Stranger: Go on...
Stranger: I am listening...
You: First you gotta bend over and scratch your head and look up and hold your arm... like this!
You: Wait...
Stranger: But I cannot for I am disabled.
You: Spycrab takes that down as well.
You: Okay, seriously, you've been very nice for being spycrabb'd.
You: So I'm telling you what I am doing here all the time.
Stranger: hmm ok
You: Me and a couple of friends of mine are raiding omegle and annoying the internet.
Stranger: I bother omegle all the time
You: Telling the people we chat with that we are spycrabs and tell them worthless randomness.
You: Who can make the awesomest conversation wins.
Stranger: lol I know huh.
You: Wanna see our website where we do all that stuff?
Stranger: Sure.
You: thebiverse.freeforums.org
You: That's just our forum.
Stranger: saved
Stranger: and bookmarked
You: Good!
You: If you want to see the previous chatlogs, go on "Random thingies" and then on "omegle spy crab raid post your chat logs here".
You: Yours is gonna be added if you have no objection.
Stranger: Add this.
Stranger: For sure.
You: Okay, wanna disconnect?
Stranger: Sure.
Stranger: Good meeting you
Stranger: spycrab.
Stranger: May you continue to pump the internet full of win.
You: Yep! Have a nice day... spied victim >=D.
You: Thanks and bai.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: m or f
You: I'm a spycrab!
You: It's fun being a spycrab.
You: Are you a spycrab?
Stranger: im a ninja turtle
Stranger: sorry
You: Because if you aren't, you will explode one week ago.
You: Being a spycrab, I am required to spy on global national zombie goast mustard rainforest stuff.
Stranger: but im a ninja turtle
You: So be aware, I also inject you with rhubarb on fire till I'm never gonna see you cry!.
Stranger: and its lots of fun to be a ninja turtle
You: And we're now ready to begin the test.
Stranger: what test
You: You just got stepped on by the final boss!
You: You will pay.
Stranger: i have no money
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: u cn do my homework thoug
You: Money money money. Spycrab makes a note.
Stranger: u wanna do my homework 4 me?
You: No decent cow-orkers these days.
You: 4.
You: An interesting number.
You: Everything equals four!
Stranger: it means FOUR
Stranger: I MEAN FOR
You: Objection!
Stranger: NOT FOUR
You: Spycrab checks files for superior crowbar record.
Stranger: may i ask the subject (YOU) a uestion
Stranger: uestion
You: Ustination?
Stranger: question
Stranger: QUESTION
You: Spycrab awaits strcpy(text,"QUESTION");
Stranger: how old are you, sir spycrab?
You: 356.
You: Thousand.
Stranger: oh my goodness we are 3 thousand years apart!
You: Plusminus 4 units of apple pie.
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Stranger: hey
You: I am spycrab
Stranger: ok
Stranger: m/v?
Stranger: m/f
*
You: I am neither
You: I am spycrab
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: No, you must first pass the initiation
You: or bob saget will not be pleased
Stranger: ok
You: first I must ask the subject (YOU) various questions
Stranger: ok
You: Are you
a) friendly
b) hostile
?
Stranger: a
You: Are you
a) a geek
b) a nerd
c) a computer freak?
Stranger: d. none of the above
You: Do you like
(a) spycrab with suitcase
(b) spycrab without suitcase
(c) spycrab on fire
?
Stranger: d. spycrab with a penis
You: .out of the following which do you prefer:
(a) skateboard
(b) snowboard
(c) dirt bike
(d) competetive ball sport
(e) interwebz
You: you take to long, and show signs of hesitations and jewish religion
Stranger: lol
Stranger: can we cyber?
You: I'm sorry, but I am going to inject you with steroids and stick you in the microwave
You: Ok, cyber teim, I have a curling iron and a pcv pipe with barbed wire
Stranger: inject ur  :imhappy: into my  :imhappy:
You: *pulls out glass  :imhappy: *
You: * :imhappy:  shatters*
You: I'm sorry but you just lost the game
Stranger: cyber with me?
You: no u
You: i will make a dramatic entrance at least 100 years ago over 9000 times with hasty
You: don't worry, i will never give you up until it rains chocolate
You: because I am spy crab
You: and you are going to explode yesterday with fastly
You: thanks i could help bro
You: the long cats are comming
You: they are in /b/ formation
You: with their army of mingebags
You: Hooray I scucceedded at winning the mishen!
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Stranger: hellomoto
You: Hello!
You: I'm a spycrab!
You: Are you a spycrab?
Stranger: IMA SPYDOLPHIN
You: Because if you aren't, you will implode one week agol
You: For spycrabbing is an awesome experience!
You: You stuff your spy through a crab... like this!
Stranger: YOU ARE AWESOME
You: And you spy on global national zombie goast mustard stuff.
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE CRABS
You: Beware, I'm gonna inject you with rhubarb on fire till I'm never gonna see you cry!
You: Down with cannibademocracapiommunism!
You: Spycrab squad eliminated the dead sea one minute ago!
Stranger: i am jeb bush
You: Nice to meet not you.
You: I own a PS§!
You: So you better check your wavelength.
You: Spycrabs are very gentle creatures if they are nothing else.
Stranger: idk
Stranger: what kind of wave is your length
You: It is four units of apple pie plusminus the equal sign when coming from science and outer space.
You: Ui have discovered new radioactive isatope but it is so volletile that it does not have the half life but quarter life so I must observe with hasty! =3
Stranger: you are so incredibly awesome
Stranger: we should make sandwiches together
You: But Jim was already blown to smitheroons!
You: Sand + witch equals a phenomenon not known to the race of unhuman speakknock systomatics.
Stranger: ooh, youre right
You: For you just got stepped on by the final boss.
You: You will pay
Stranger: IN ELEPHANTS
You: We've got another problem: Seagulls!
You: I'm from the future, charlie!
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT BAGELS
Stranger: THE FUTUREEEE
You: You gotta help me finish our snowman.
Stranger: STARFISH LOVES YOUUU
You: Hey, you have some win in you!
Stranger: yey
You: Okay... well... since I've run out of randomness temporarily, I might move on to the next victim, okay?
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: STARFISH LOVES YOUU
You: Kay, seeya!
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